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Friday, September 08, 2006

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14726425/

Why the hell isn't this species extinct yet? Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Panda, we can no longer provide you with 200 square miles of pristine bamboo forest to eat. Perhaps you might have evolved the ability to digest MORE THAN ONE SINGLE FOOD?

The dietary issues aside, when this damn thing finally does reproduce (after 8 years of thinking, "Sex, nah. I'd rather eat this bamboo.") it kills it's offspring accidentally. What the fuck? If you were a human and you did that, you'd be in jail. Instead the idiot zookeepers just said, oh she's very tired. Fuck off. I'm tired too. It dosen't mean I crush my cat when I come home and fall asleep.

Don't get me wrong. I'm a big fan of animals, conservation, and zoos. But there are some reasons species go extinct. It's because they cannot adapt. And when we try to help them adapt to preserve their species they kill their own young by accident.

Ah, the Panda. Nature's version of 'The Other Sister.'

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