Wire Hangers and a hard win for Darwin!
Man could the last two weeks get any better? The FDA approved The Morning After Pill to be sold over the counter. Yep now you can clear both your sinuses and your womb in one trip! This truly is a great country.
If you know of anyone who needs a high powered wet vac (slightly used) let me know. With the current news the thing is just taking up space in my basement.
And in better news....this asshole finally got offed!
Man could the last two weeks get any better? The FDA approved The Morning After Pill to be sold over the counter. Yep now you can clear both your sinuses and your womb in one trip! This truly is a great country.
If you know of anyone who needs a high powered wet vac (slightly used) let me know. With the current news the thing is just taking up space in my basement.
And in better news....this asshole finally got offed!
The animal that did it? A stingray. It used its tail to put a hole right in his heart, Commando-style. How awesome is that?
So on this day of Labor take the time from crunching up fetus killing pills into that slut you banged OJ and salute the Stingray. The Ocean's Great Equalizer.
"You're welcome America. Now I'm off to the set of 'Project Runway' ".
posted by Anonymous @ 9:45 AM
4 Comments:
At 5:29 PM ,
Anonymous said...
Fuck off! Irwin was awesome. The guy's tv personality might have gotten old after awhile, but he was honest and excited(to say the least) about nature and conservation. Anyone who wants to save the 'creepy and mean' animals of the world from bad PR is a cool guy in my book.
At 7:22 PM ,
armen said...
But did he have to molest them while trying to help their cause? "watch me stick my thumb up this crock's ass, see he really likes it now he totally won't bite me." Excitments a good thing touching, not so good.
At 3:15 PM ,
Anonymous said...
Peter Benchley wrote Jaws and once the movie came out everyone freaked out. I think this is a little different.
He usually didn't provoke animals, he just picked them up, which I'll admit wasn't wise. Most of the time when he was jumping on some croc's back it was because they worked at a zoo and needed to move then animal. When he was in the wild he ever just dove on stuff. If he had, he would have died a lot sooner.
I just don't understand the hate? He gave a lot of cash to worthy organizations, ran a sweet zoo, and made nature shows cool to watch again. What's wrong with that? Is there no one else worthy of your scorn right now?
At 12:30 AM ,
I Am Kung-Fu said...
word. i'm down w/the crickey.
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