Penis.

So, riddle me this: why is C.C. Deville of Poison in the news? And why do I kind of shake my head and laugh at that but still think he’s a pussy, yet somehow when Tommy Lee does the same thing I think he’s still kind of a bad ass? It's probably the huge penis.

Ever wonder why it’s the White Sox instead of the White Socks? Slate.com drops the knowledge. (I learned that “jail” used to be spelled “gaol”. Who fucking knew?)

73 reasons to NOT see The Legend of Zorro. And two compelling reasons to see the movie. Decisions, decisions.

5 more days until Halloween!!!!! Are you familiar with it's inherent evils? True Christians hate it, that’s why we love it so much. The TRUE meaning of Halloween. Ack, ack, ack!

You know, there’s a lot of talk and chatter about political scandals ‘round these here parts. Know what? Not here. The only scandal I’m interested in is why this wasn't released in theaters.


Finally, they ain’t pretty, but they still rock.



Alright children, this is your history lesson. These old guys? This is where The Killers, Interpol, etc. get it all. Now go back and learn how much history rocks.

You’re welcome. Now start loading your iPod.