Yes. GI Joe. Blah blah blah.

This isn't the first time Americans have made a raging success out of a complete turd nugget. And in fairness to GI Joe, i haven't actually seen the film yet. But word is. Fucking terrible. And again, i point to the two Transformer flicks as evidence that people just want to see shit blow up. I get that. I blow off roman candles and Glitterators when i've had a bad day. I get blowing shit up. Just don't expect the roman candles to have a plot. Or substance. Or being anything more than it is.

I hope half of you chuckle heads saved some cash for District 9. Opens technically Friday, but i'm sure you can find a midnight show in your neck of the woods. Please America, let this do half the business of GI Joe: Rise of the Revenge of the Fallen Cobra.

In other movie related stuff. Coming in October: How To Be A Serial Killer. It looks like it could be entertaining, but I'm not seeing Eric Roberts or Mickey Rourke in the credits list, which is a shame, because they scream crazy.

Anyhow, for your consideration: How To Be A Serial Killer: