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Friday, February 27, 2009

...And Then They All Explode

If you see a large gaggle of nerds trying to sell you useless crap while sporting raging hard-ons, an Unrestored copy of Action Comics Number 1 going up for auction may be why. And if you're wondering who would pay $400k for a comic book, remember, while you were getting drunk at frat parties and date raping like there was no tomorrow, these people were figuring out ways to make a shit ton of cash.

Old-ish but still gross. Jasper has the best take on Octo-mom offered $1million for porn.

In political news: This guy is a great dancer.


(h/t to cityrag.)
In related news, Jamie Foxx makes good music videos. Samuel L. Jackson, Ron Howard and Jake Gyllenhaal? Fuck YES.

Have a good weekend, kids. Don't get busted with a DUI. I wanna see your pretty faces around here next week.

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