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Friday, February 13, 2009

Dear Airplanes.


Please stop falling out of the sky. I'm heading out to visit Nubbenstein in Vegas next week. He will be very sad if I fall out of the sky. Not because he likes me. But i buy the hookers when i visit. Also. The hookers will probably also be sad. Mostly their wallets.

Stop freaking me out.

Sincerely,

IAKF

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