October or ROCKtober?
Okay. It's October. Fine.
Anyhow, we're here. It's fall. Pumpkins and cider are plentiful. You know what that means.
Carve your pumpkin online time again.
Ladies, when you're trying to decide what slutty costume to buy from here, think about what men would go nuts seeing you dressed up as instead of what you've dreamed about being since you were a little girl. Unless you've always wanted to be a slutty pirate, in which case, marry me.
The link above is getting it right. This is getting it oh so wrong.
But, let's face it. I'd still try to bang them. I mean, they do look like they're ALMOST 12.
Okay. It's October. Fine.
Anyhow, we're here. It's fall. Pumpkins and cider are plentiful. You know what that means.
Carve your pumpkin online time again.
Ladies, when you're trying to decide what slutty costume to buy from here, think about what men would go nuts seeing you dressed up as instead of what you've dreamed about being since you were a little girl. Unless you've always wanted to be a slutty pirate, in which case, marry me.
The link above is getting it right. This is getting it oh so wrong.
But, let's face it. I'd still try to bang them. I mean, they do look like they're ALMOST 12.
posted by I Am Kung-Fu @ 12:57 AM
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