When a problem needs a problem solver, guess who gets the call?

I have no coherent theme for this post, but i'm writing it anyhow. Continue at you're own risk.

Remember Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years? She wrote a book about sucking. She turned out pretty hot.

Click here for my in depth legal analysis of the OJ Simpson case. Fine. It was a picture of a cake in the shape of a guy pulling open his bloody asshole. And it was a real cake. But for some reason the link now only goes to some porno site. So, i give you the mental picture instead.

I don't know if i'm amused by this video in part because of last nights "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" or because this is real talent.

Deputy's wife accused of videotaping sex with 16-year-old. This story is allegedly real, althought it reads like an Onion news story.

That's all for now kiddies. Go find something to bitch about on the nets then come back here and tell me where to find it.