Mwa-haaa... the French...

Cracked.com has the 11 Most Unintentionally Poignant Drunk Celebrity Videos, and they have the order all wrong. At number 11 is the greatest thing i've ever seen. Orson Welles, clearly plastered, trying to do a champagne commercial.

So, skip the Paris Hilton and Britney Spears and Hasslehoff videos. Right here, the only celebrity gold on that site.