I'm tired of the internet slang and abbreviations. They're boring, and it's just a convient way to lie.

LOL - Laugh out loud. Yeah. I'm not that funny. You're not laughing out loud and furthermore you're now a cliche and boring. Stop lying to me.
ROFLMAO, PWND, ASL, BCNU, O RLY, FOAD, IMHO, IDGI
fuck u.
I want better slang, cuz that stuff is lame and boring. And I want your proposals for improvement.
How about:

IA - for I'm amused. Not laughing out loud funny, but amusing
SHIAC - so hot i already came, you know, for when you're looking at pictures of Lattejesus
IOAARC - I once ate a red candle: mocking response to how stupid you are
SIMMATMIB - shit in my mouth and tell me i'm bad - I'd use that ALL the time.

What are your suggestions?