Hey, remember that kick-ass long well thought out blog i was going to write? Turns out I'm lazy. So are you. So what?
And now, on with the show...

Remember in Goonies when the asian kid said "The octopus was very scary?" This deleted scene is what he was talking about. I'm really glad it's a deleted scene. (h/t to Cracked.) It should have never seen the light of youtube.

In things that should never see the light of day...the latest "Ghost Rider" trailer. The only good part in the whole trailer? Fat goth girl.

I was watching Adultswim this weekend on Cartoon Network. The newest installment of The Squidbillies was "Swayze-tastic". And that's not a good thing. That's fan-fucking-tastic. Can't seem to find it on the website though.

Having viewed every episode to date of "Grey's Anatomy" i can officially say there are so many better ways to waste my time. Stupid pretty people with stupid pretty people problems. I'm just too dang lazy to go downstairs to watch tv.

Tracy Morgan's coming back to TV tomorrow night with 30 Rock, featuring Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey. I have so much respect for Baldwin after the Clerks tv show. Well played, Clerks.

Stephan Colbert is a funny guy.

Keep it real, kids. And remember, if it feels good it's probably bad for you, so just don't tell anyone what you're doing. Because then you have to kill everyone you tell.
Have a good day!