"Ain't it great how they want to be your friend right after they rip your guts out?"

Everyone knows Ali G is the man, and this makes me laugh everytime.

Holy Jeebus!

To my pot smoking friends: start shopping at Home Depot.

Allright, i'm a little link heavy today. I apologize. Sometimes you get stuck late doing the job you get paid for, sucking the life out of you, and for some reason masturbating to pics of Angelina Jolies new kid (FIRST!) doesn't refresh the creative thought process, ya know? Nah. It was Maddox. What? Anyhow. Where can this post go from here except up, right? Right.

Let's talk astrology and fate, shall we? Some say there is a God, some say there isn't. Some say if there is a God it has a plan. Which must be true. Why? How else can you explain Neil Patrick Harris (33) AND Jake Busey (35) sharing the same birthday? Chance? HA! Right! Like something this magnificent could happen by chance. Nay, it was fate. Just as it was fate that they'd star in a movie together. Sometimes the flying spaghetti monster works in mysterious ways. Anyhow, happy birthday boys, and thank you flying spaghetti monster.

Here's your pic for the day.



One Thing I Know For a Fact: Although I don't know if they celebrated their joint birthday together on the set of Starship Troopers, I bet that if they did Jake got the bigger piece of cake.