You'll always be "Maverick" to me.

I kind of fucked up my neck at the Electric 6 show on Saturday, and it hasn’t gotten better yet, which has put me in kind of a bad mood. This made me chuckle for a moment and allowed me to be slightly less crotchety. (When you get to the “Death Metal Worksheet” click on deafening. Ah, hilarity.)

How do you become a model for The Mens Special Needs Anti-Strip Nursing Home Jumpsuit? (Updated link. WTF? Did we shut down the Amazon page?) Complete with elastic waste bands and extra secure fasteners to prevent disrobing? Cuz, I want that job. It seems like it’d be interesting. “Okay, for this shot your motivation is that you’re in a nursing home, and dementia has set in. Okay, now, look like you MIGHT disrobe, but do it sexy. Okay, perfect.”

Allright, that’s all I’ve got for right now. I’m an asshole, and if I’m in pain everyone suffers.



One Thing I Know for a Fact:
Tom Cruise’s first acting credit on IMDB is “Endless Love” whereas the porno spoof “Endless Lust” was Ron Jeremy’s 120th credited acting role.