There's gonna be a Jailbreak
Gummy Bacon. MMMMM-mmmmm.
This movie looks like it will be awesome. See the trailer for The Notorious Bettie Page.
Okay. I’m terrible with keeping up to date on music. Jasper over at Webvomit does a much better job. He’ll mention something in passing, I’ll have a bad attitude about it, and five months later I’ll shill for it on this site, pretending like I just discovered something. In that vein, We Are Scientists are amazing. Download "Inaction". Then buy it today. You know what, do yourself a favor and click on Jaspers “best of” list buy some of them. He’s typically right on when it comes to music.
Expose yourself to ladies of the pen. HA! This is genius. If I had a money to throw away, I’d torment the shit out of some of these locked up hotties.
“Dear Tina,
My name is I Am Kung-Fu, and I thought I’d write you because you look lonely. So, let’s see. Today I had a fabulous breakfast. Western omelet cooked to perfection with a side perfectly crisp side of bacon and one of the best cups of coffee I’ve ever had. I went for a long walk in the woods behind the yard, and I don’t know that I could have asked for a better day. The wind blew gently as I walked by the stream and I saw a deer! It was GREAT! I can’t describe the air, other than to say I love the smell of the world when lilacs are in bloom and it rained briefly earlier in the morning. It’s just a wonderful feeling. The sun was out while I was walking, and the day was a glorious 72 degrees. It was quite an invigorating morning.
Anyhow, I guess I’m probably boring you. Oh yeah, I jerked off to your picture a minute ago. I had to wipe off the screen. Maybe when you get out I can do that in real life.
All my love,
I Am Kung-Fu.”
Terminator 4 looks to be going into production.
I must break you.
Anyhow, that’s all of got, today. Here’s something for you to chew on.
One Thing I Know For a Fact:
On this day in history in 1963 Tito was made President for Life of Yugoslavia. Later he shot to fame as a member of the Jackson 5. Hmm, maybe that was a different Tito.
This movie looks like it will be awesome. See the trailer for The Notorious Bettie Page.
Okay. I’m terrible with keeping up to date on music. Jasper over at Webvomit does a much better job. He’ll mention something in passing, I’ll have a bad attitude about it, and five months later I’ll shill for it on this site, pretending like I just discovered something. In that vein, We Are Scientists are amazing. Download "Inaction". Then buy it today. You know what, do yourself a favor and click on Jaspers “best of” list buy some of them. He’s typically right on when it comes to music.
Expose yourself to ladies of the pen. HA! This is genius. If I had a money to throw away, I’d torment the shit out of some of these locked up hotties.
“Dear Tina,
My name is I Am Kung-Fu, and I thought I’d write you because you look lonely. So, let’s see. Today I had a fabulous breakfast. Western omelet cooked to perfection with a side perfectly crisp side of bacon and one of the best cups of coffee I’ve ever had. I went for a long walk in the woods behind the yard, and I don’t know that I could have asked for a better day. The wind blew gently as I walked by the stream and I saw a deer! It was GREAT! I can’t describe the air, other than to say I love the smell of the world when lilacs are in bloom and it rained briefly earlier in the morning. It’s just a wonderful feeling. The sun was out while I was walking, and the day was a glorious 72 degrees. It was quite an invigorating morning.
Anyhow, I guess I’m probably boring you. Oh yeah, I jerked off to your picture a minute ago. I had to wipe off the screen. Maybe when you get out I can do that in real life.
All my love,
I Am Kung-Fu.”
Terminator 4 looks to be going into production.
I must break you.
Anyhow, that’s all of got, today. Here’s something for you to chew on.
One Thing I Know For a Fact:
On this day in history in 1963 Tito was made President for Life of Yugoslavia. Later he shot to fame as a member of the Jackson 5. Hmm, maybe that was a different Tito.
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