YES VIRGINIA THERE IS A MANSQUITO



And it looks like he's about to get some!


As I Am Kung Fu refered to in his post below, there has been more than one instance of male nudity at a rock show. Sure there's no reason to fear the penis but there's a time and a place to see it (such places may included, your bathroom, your bedroom, Danny's, you see where I'm going with this?). Any who were going to give you some advise that's going to make you say "hey, pantsareoptional's got my back, those guys are only half the douche bags I thought they were."

If you ever see the name HATEWORK posted on a ticket of a show your attending or on the marquee of a venue or your friend who says at the show "Yeah, I think HATEWORK is the opening band"

DO THE FOLLOWING:

Show up late to the show, go to the bar, hang out in the mens room of the venue, close your eyes, ask the girl standing next to you to take her shirt off, do anything but LOOK AT THE STAGE!! Otherwise you will see full frontal (and backtal) male nudity.

And ladies, I know you'd rather see some boobies than a wang so this goes double for you.