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Leonard Cohen documentary with some musical performances will be coming out. It looks really cool, if you’re so inclined.

Evan Almighty. This title sounds like it’s a spoof of the hit “Bruce Almighty” right? Wrong. It’s a sequel starring Steve Carell’s character from the hit. Morgan Freeman will be God, of course, and Steve, well, he needs to build an Ark because a flood is coming. No joke. Steve needs to learn that you don’t have to say yes to every movie that comes along (unless lattejesus and I write one in which case, yes, Steve, you must take every job that comes your way).

In news relevant if this was nine years ago, Jennifer Love Hewitt may pose for Playboy. In other uninteresting and unlikely news, when I go grocery shopping tonight Scarlett Johansson might offer to let me bang her in a Kroger bathroom. (You never know, the Super Bowl IS coming to town and there will be celebrities galore)

One Thing I Know For A Fact:
This made me laugh. America is fucked and this is why. We have too much time and money if we’re making and purchasing musical porch swings. Who does this product appeal to? “Listen (son/daughter), if you don’t go outside RIGHT NOW and practice your Porch Swing Xylophone, you are NOT getting dessert. I swear to God, you will thank me for this when you’re playing the first chair Porch Swing Xylophone at the New York Philharmonic!”.

Now for your treat: Detroit has the best graffiti ever. (suck it NYC!!)