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Saturday, October 01, 2005

Saturday thing

The teletubby - cocaine ring connection.

So, if you have a lot of free time, do you:
  1. Get a hobby?

  2. Surf for porn?

  3. Upload your favorite classic videogame theme songs?
The next time someone yells at you for surfing for porn, tell them that at least you’re not that lame.

The drummer from Nirvana is the front man/rhythm guitar player for a band. Why is that news? It's not the drummer you're thinking of. FINALLY. All of Nirvana’s drummers front bands.

Why Pitchfork is the most pretentious site ever:
Amadou & Mariam: Dimanche à BamakoBlind husband-and-wife duo from Mali team with world music star Manu Chao to create a varied, bright, and charming album.”
FUCK YOU. Only at that site can you start a review like this. They're the type of people who can be given a CD with 1 track on it consisting entirely of the sound of someone breathing for 62 minutes and declare it fucking brilliant. “What? You don’t like ‘Breathing Aura Number 5’? You must be quite a dunce.” Because the measure of your intelligence is directly related to how few people know the bands you listen to.

Last thing, I believe you naughty people were told to see this movie. Have you seen it yet?

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