If it has more than two exclamation points, it's probably AWESOME!!!

Check out Hellbent the “first ever gay slasher film!!!”. They apparently never saw this movie, at least before making that claim. See if it's coming to a theatre near you.

Thankfully Fiona Apple has re-worked much of Extraordinary Machine from what was released online earlier. I love Fiona. I hated what was released. Now I’m excited to hear it.

Clap Your Hands, Shit your pants a favorite of webvomit are frickin’ skyrocketing. Evidence? Click on the CYHSYP link provided and read the story in ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE?!?! Didn’t they JUST change their name? And, on a side note, this is one of many bands of Webvomit's I’ve heard so much about, and yet a willfully ignore. I predict I’ll get into these bands eight months, a year or so after they’re such old news that people laugh at me for mentioning them.

This is actually not photoshopped at all. They had Chewbacca throw the first pitch at a Red Sox game this year.



UPDATE: What the fuck, people?