For those about to rock...
The question isn’t why Steven Seagal has his own energy drink, the question is why has it taken so long. Haven’t we all been waiting to taste that sweet nectar of life, that ambrosia, that essence of Seagal.
“We just want to ride this cash cow into the arena.” Frank Black discussing the new PIXIES album.
Hack?
Breaking Bonaduce is hilarious. And it should be. Danny Bonaduce is a raging asshole. He’s an alcoholic. He’s been unfaithful to his wife. He starts using steroids. She wants a divorce. It gets better. He attempts SUICIDE! Oh god, this is so much better than anything Cory Feldman could ever do.
Two reminders:
The drizzle.
“We just want to ride this cash cow into the arena.” Frank Black discussing the new PIXIES album.
Hack?
Breaking Bonaduce is hilarious. And it should be. Danny Bonaduce is a raging asshole. He’s an alcoholic. He’s been unfaithful to his wife. He starts using steroids. She wants a divorce. It gets better. He attempts SUICIDE! Oh god, this is so much better than anything Cory Feldman could ever do.
Two reminders:
- Watch ROME on HBO. It’s awesome. But if you have Comcast, start at the first episode with on demand.
- My Name is Earl is on TONIGHT at 9PM Eastern. Watch and laugh.
The drizzle.
posted by I Am Kung-Fu @ 9:48 AM
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