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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

So, I found a pass to see Domino yesterday at my local cineaplex, a film that does not come out for another two weeks. Guess what that makes me hot shit, cause now your wondering "Armen, how was it? tell me if I should spend my hard stolen money on this pic?" Well first let me tell you, when you go to an advance screening nowadays you get frisked to make sure your not bringing any recording devices inside for pirating. So thanks pirates, now I got some fool searching my special area to see if I've got the ablity to boot leg. (jokes on them, I've gotta camera in my penis). Any who, Domino is a good film, not one I'd see over and over again but worth a viewing at a Dirt mall, matinee, or video rental. It's got Blacktino's, Mickey Rourke, Christopher Walken, two dudes from Beverliy Hills 90210, Dabney Coleman and Nun chucks!
Richard Kelly's script is good, funny and a well put together heist story. Tony Scott needs to slow down on his crack intake cause that ceasure style of cutting and shooting is hella distracting, much like the text I just used to describe it. Keira Knightley is good and proves she can look hot while kicking some ass. There's also some suprise apperances that come from out of nowhere and make the movie better for having them. Yep, you guessed right!Steve Perry from Journey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not! But wouldn't that movie with him in it break box office records?

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