More INFO-TAINTMENT

Corpse Bride comes out on Thursday. It’s been getting GREAT reviews. I’m excited to see it, but I have an idea of where Tim Burton might have gotten the idea. here.

My Name Is Earl premiered tonight. I really liked it. It’s kinda like Joe Dirt without David Spade and Kid Rock, but good. And Jamie Pressley is in both of them. Weird. Find one thing and do it well I guess.

Season premier of The Office tonight as well. I’d only seen the BBC version up until this point. I like that Steve Carell plays his character completely differently than Ricky Gervais.

Speaking of Ricky Gervais, his new show Extras starts this Sunday, September 25th. From the clips on the site, it looks like another winner.

The West Memphis 3 are still in jail. George Harrison is still dead and Pat Robertson is calling for assassinations. Just so we’re clear.

UPDATE: Bob Seger is putting out a new album in time for Christmas this year. Seriously. I have a little story for you boys and girls. Jill and I went to a Detroit Pistons game two years ago, and down the aisle about ten rows from us was one Mr. Bob Seger. Jill spotted him and asked him for an autograph for her dad who LOVES Bob Seger. Know what he said? “Bob Seger don’t sign autographs. But he does shake hands.” He stuck his hand out and Jill just looked at it, then grudgingly accepted it. She walked away an sniffed her hands. Guess what? It smelled like cotton candy. And semen. Yep folks, Bob Seger smells of cotton candy and semen.
FINE. I made up the part about cotton candy and semen. But the rest of that story is true. DOUCHE BAG!! Someone recognizes your crusty old ass at a Pistons game, fucking sign an autograph.