Sometimes I wonder why I wear pants at all. Join me for this week's round-up


1) I spent a 90 minute staff meeting where we talked about 'feelings'. I might have used the word SMURFS to
describe my co-workers but fuck it dudes, I can work the shit out of a Family Video.

2) Worked a Saturday where I had to wrangle kids for a shoot. If you are looking for an excuse to slam your cock
into a drawer or glue gun your hot box shut, ladies and gentlemen the last nine hours did it for me.

3) Went on location to three power stations. The volts in the air alone probably killed my sperm...wait thats a
good thing!


Now I may never find love...but I can buy a three pound block of cheese for four bucks. That is why we fight America
and here endth the lesson.