Today is the best today today can be.

Things. Stuff. Again, a post that's basically a clearinghouse of crap. Nothing insightful. No call to action and no relevant musings on anything of importance in your life. Just click the links, i'm too lazy today.

Venture Brothers update. Looks like June 2008 for Season Three, but they've also started Season Four, so there shouldn't be a huge delay between the two.

Buy this today.

The Joker. Worst kept secret on the web. Not the Heath Ledger part. But the make up job. Fanboys get their manties in a bunch about the weirdest damn things. How about we see how his acting is before we pass judgments, okay?

World War Z - An Oral History of the Zombie War. Easily one of the best books i've ever read. And i'm still in the process of reading it. I find myself re-reading chapters after having just completed them because i like it so much. Might make a great stocking stuffer for your friends and family. Also it could be used as a test of how cool a potential life mate is. You get them this, they wrinkle their nose, you punch them in the mouth, do dirty sex to their bloody face and walk out forever. Or not. Whichever.

Retiring Republican Senator Trent Lott loves teh gayeh hookers? Probably not, but at this point it wouldn't surprise me.

NPH News. Neil Patrick Harris appears in an episode of Food Networks Dinner: Impossible. They make food for sixteen of the top magicians in the world. NPH cooks. And also, he is a magician. Is there nothing that man can't do? (And yes, this again highlights my odd television watching behavior.) Look for the cameo by Siegfried.

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