There's a right way to do a "Top _______ List" and a wrong way.

The right way is to be so over the top it's hilarious, like this. (seriously, click the link to find out what sex act constitutes "The Rearing Unicorn" ) Or at least lists that are very dead on.

The wrong way? Maxim has the balls to make a top ten list of "One Man Armies". What's wrong with the list you ask? Well, let me ask YOU this:
How do you have a list of one man armies and not include THIS GUY??


I DARE you to justify that! But Agent Cody Banks makes it?!!? Incredible!!!! And they try to be witty and funny, but it's just lazy and wrong! Maxim, I submit that you were never a very good magazine, and with this you've just lost it completely. I find that your writing is poor and your chicks don't get nekkid, and therefore you are LAME and BORING.

And honestly, I don't have as much of a right to be pissed off as One Man Army. The rapper. One Man Army, you know, half of the rap duo Binary Star. If you have a list of best One Man Armies, how do you leave One Man Army out?
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Here's a One Man Army tune for y'all.

Click here to listen to 'One-Man-Army---Anybody'