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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

DADDY MAKE IT STOP



Yes there was much pee in your pants excitment when first hearing of a Preacher HBO series. Probably the only place that could do it justice. Just look at Deadwood, the Sopranos and the one show featuring Bill Paxton's ass. How could the Preacher community loose????

Here's how.


Yeah, give it to the guy that did Daredevil and the sure to be a hit Ghost Rider.

Sigh........

Well at least we'll always have Beverly Hills Cop IV.



Now that the whining is out of the way, wanna know how I almost cheated on my wife????
Here's a picture of the other woman.......

Not sure if you can call it cheating since it's an inanimate object but, seriously you geeks, wouldn't you be tempted to fuck this???? Especially after having to hit five diffrent stores to find a copy (thanks worst buy in Southfield MI, you finally done one right). For those not in the know this is the 14 disc Ultimate Superman DVD box set. Containing all the movies (including Superman Returns). Tons of deleted scenes, documentaries and such. Plus the Richard Donner cut of Superman II!!!!!! Plenty of us nerds have been waiting to see this cut for years. Yes the theatrical cut of Superman II was good, but not as good as the first film. Why, cause the producers fired Doner with 75% of II in the can and brought in some hack that totally mucked up what could have been an equally great film as the first. Finally, the version of Superman II we've all been dying to see is here. And let me tell you after watching the Doner cut my joy turned to frustration fast. Not because the Donner cut was bad, considering what they had to work with it's fucking fantastic. No what pissed me to the moon was realising that what could have been a great series of films was destroyed by the two Salkind boobs. Instead we got a decent Superman II and Superman III staring Richard Pryor????(Just kidding, Superman III was the cats ass! Don't even get me started on how wonderous IV is).

What is interesting though is after watching the Donner cut it could lead pretty well into Superman Returns. In the end it seems we did get a good Superman III. Then again what's sexier than a Nuclearman???

4 Comments:

  • At 12:21 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Superman blows. Always have, always will. I don't care who directs it, a man with infinite power is just boring. Wrap all the DVDs in tinfoil. Big whoop.

    Preacher, however, was a sweet fucking series. I heard Ennis' reaction to Mark Steven Johnson being put in charge of the project was "unfit to print".

     
  • At 10:26 AM , Blogger armen said...

    Just read a quote from Johnson claiming he's insisted that every issue needs to be an hour long show. Sounds good but once again....Daredevil.

    If you like'd Preacher, read the Boys. Also his first run of the Punisher is hilarious.

    You might change your mind about Supes if the makers of Crank got ahold of him. Kyriptonite Cocktail!

     
  • At 8:13 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    so 75 episodes, give or take? Enough people couldn't stick with Carnivale for that to go more than what, 26 episodes?

    As much as I'd like to see Preacher be a huge success, I'm hoping we at least get to see Arseface before it's cancelled.

    I am nerd.

     
  • At 10:19 AM , Blogger armen said...

    It's already got a small built in following. Preacher could be a great replacement for Deadwood. They figure it would take about six years if they go this route.

    Arse face is the man! I'd like to see them go the distance and show the KKK meat market guy that fucks the giant meat doll. That's entertainment!

    HBO also needs to get it's grubby little hands on the Walking Dead.

     

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