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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Yes, I'm still picking on Daredevil

Let’s start the blogday with Dane Cook. If you don’t know, jesus criminy where the heck have you been? He teaches you awesome things, like how not to get killed when the creepy guy goes crazy at work.

In all fairness to Johnny Depp fans everywhere: yo - ho, yo - ho, 'tis a pirates life for him.

For the ladies in the house: where ugly dresses go to die.

Oh Japan, you silly unintentional racists!

Daredevil and Elecktra's procreation has come to fruition, name the baby something less stupid than "Jor-El".


Now for all you fanboys, Ben Affleck as Daredevil.

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