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Monday, February 08, 2010

It looks like we ran Super Bowl ads? No one told me.

So, i ended up DVR-ing the puppy bowl on animal planet and watched the Super Bowl. Not a bad game, but then again for me its all about the ads. Which were, lame to weird. I think there were three "Furry" friendly spots in a row. Something about a beaver ending up in a hot tub in a limo with a bikini chick, i don't even know what they were advertising, then something for the Benicio Del Toro werewolf film, and then something with an Orca Whale. You know. The sexy ones. Also there were two ads in a row about people with no pants. One had a song. I think its now our ad and our song.

But far and away the winner for me is one you can't find on the CBS Sports Super Bowl ads website.

Betty White.
Abe Vigoda.

To me everything Betty White touches is gold.

Friday, February 05, 2010

The More You Know...

Learn how to survive a 35,000 foot fall.
It may come in handy one day.

From Cracked: The 5 Most Statistically Full of Shit Stereo Types.

Zero Punctuation. Best and funniest video game reviews. And the animation is cool too.

Film Drunk found this freak. Just click play.


Hasbro's new awesome AT-AT. From the great geek site "Topless Robot".

Edible Nipple Tassels. Just in time for Valentines day.

Super Bowl Prediction: Over-hyped hyperbole 41 Hackneyed Cliche's 40 That's why i pick the Puppy Bowl. I'm betting on Bandit for MVP.

PS. We'll update this more often, I promise. Keep your head together and stay safe.