Solid Dude's Kitchen.

This show's going to be awesome. Except its local. Not like, internet local, but like, my neighborhood local.



Keep searching the internets, when i find out where it's at, i'll let ya know.
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I'd write something

But i have to go furiously masturbate.

Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman to star in a movie in which they have "angry hungry sex" with each other.




What Would Tyler Durden Do is the best celeb site.

Louis CK is back on TV

Courtesy of FX. I hate Rupert Murdoch, but goddamn they're kicking out the hits.

Story here.

I Want MY America Back.

I've been trying to avoid writing this one. I really have.

But people. Stop being stupid. And stop being afraid.

John Rhen, 68, of Troy said he had never been to anything like the demonstration.

"But I read the bill, and I don't like it," he said. "They're going to take over everything." Freep 8-13-09

Fail. You've done neither. You've let people scare you. And it's happening all over America. You have people who are most likely on government run Medicare pleading with their congressmen not to let the government get their hands on Medicare.

Fucking stop it. Stop being afraid. We are not a nation of babies. We do not need to let this crap get to us. Everyone. Take a deep breath, clear the fear out of your mind, and take a look around you.

A lot of people don't have health care. Because they can't afford it. Not that they don't want it. Not that they're not employed. But because they straight up can't afford it. Millions and millions of people. Illness go untreated until it becomes life and death, and then end up costing our system more in the long run. People don't get the preventative advice they need to reduce health care costs because they don't want to pay for doctors visits. The number one cause of bankruptcy filings in the United States is because of medical bills.

This is the world we are currently living in. And you fucking scared shitless babies are screaming to get "MY America back." Your America blows and is inhumane, and way too costly. I've heard Chris Matthews say that MY America is code for being afraid of a Black President. That's too broad. I think they'd say the same thing if it was President Hillary Clinton or John Edwards or whomever. What they're saying is "Change scares me. And when i get scared, i get stupid."

So. I say to you. Stop being afraid.

The plans in the House do not take away any insurance. At all.

You will only have more options for health insurance.

More people will have health care.

And the quality of life for even the least among us will be tolerable.

There's nothing to be afraid of. As long as you open your eyes and act like adults.

Yes. GI Joe. Blah blah blah.

This isn't the first time Americans have made a raging success out of a complete turd nugget. And in fairness to GI Joe, i haven't actually seen the film yet. But word is. Fucking terrible. And again, i point to the two Transformer flicks as evidence that people just want to see shit blow up. I get that. I blow off roman candles and Glitterators when i've had a bad day. I get blowing shit up. Just don't expect the roman candles to have a plot. Or substance. Or being anything more than it is.

I hope half of you chuckle heads saved some cash for District 9. Opens technically Friday, but i'm sure you can find a midnight show in your neck of the woods. Please America, let this do half the business of GI Joe: Rise of the Revenge of the Fallen Cobra.

In other movie related stuff. Coming in October: How To Be A Serial Killer. It looks like it could be entertaining, but I'm not seeing Eric Roberts or Mickey Rourke in the credits list, which is a shame, because they scream crazy.

Anyhow, for your consideration: How To Be A Serial Killer:

Tucker Max.

If you've been to Tucker Max.com or read the book, you know he's basically a crude alpha male, but usually ends up with some seriously self depricating stories. He now has a movie. Well. At least a trailer.


I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell in HD


I'm going to put this as a MAYBE rent. MAYBE.