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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Funny or Die

Credit Cards get fucked back. I suggest headphones.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

My man crush on Andy Samberg

I'm trying to be critical of his stuff, i am. But even his ads for hosting the MTV movie awards in a couple of weeks make my laugh. I can't help it. Dude is funny.


Sunday, May 10, 2009

This will be everywhere. You'll lol.


Friday, May 08, 2009

jesus christ nerds...

Stolen from film drunk. A fan video of the death star blowing up what looks like Star Treks Enterprise, complete with storm troopers and what not.

Can't you all just get along, grab a ticket to Wolverine or wait a week for Terminator and give each other quiet hand jobs in the back of the theater like normal folks?

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Click on shit. Blah blah blah.


So. Watch this. Mostly cuz i said so. But also because i think i'd see this movie.


It's from this site and i'm sure the combination of the Funny or Die logo, Paul Scheer and Weeman you're getting that this thing isn't happening for real. But. I would pay full price to see this movie in theaters. I think it'd be great.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

You don't like a lighthouse, you suck.


And I'm alive. Managed to unexpectedly kill my computer last week. Never quite realized how addicted to technology i really am. And oh how i am.

How else can i see this?

Get real. No way.

Go check the Eat This City to get up to date on your internets. And click on the video in the comments.

There. Now we're all up to speed.

Good luck.