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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

chuckles out loud. COL? Whatever.

Friendly Foes. Danzig cover. Acoustic "Mother". Acoustic lol.



My bad. I'm assuming you know who these guys are. Friendly Foes part Thunderbirds are Now, part Kiddo, part Satin Peaches. All DANZIG MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Pain or Suffering.


I don't know why this amuses me so.
Because its hump day.

Recently the Pants crew (minus the mighty nub) went to a concert! Together! It was like "How's Your News" but instead of being uplifting and funny, we were kinda "standing in the back, quietly judging and sometimes nodding our heads"-ey. This is relevant for two reasons. 1. I got to bring up the best show MTV's had on in a long time. And 2. Someone did some video of the gig. Here's the Lightning Love - Everyone I Know



They're good. They play metro Detroit a lot. So. Go see them.

Monday, April 20, 2009

This is it!

This is it! This is how you will win football games and become winners of the Super Bowl! Mock my words universe, these new designs will for sure 100% Guarantee Lions victories this year. Seriously if you had that on your helmet and played football would you not be thinking to yourself “There’s no way the other team can beat us, I’m way too psyched with this sweet new logo! I’m gonna score so many touchdowns cause I feel like an invincible winner!!!”

Look out world Detroit’s making a comeback and it’s all starting with a brand new Lions jersey (That you can now get at your local Dunahms for a $99!).

Grrrrrrrrrrr!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

I miss Bob Probert.

Hockey playoffs are here. Here's Probert throwing down from back in the day.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Like a BOSS.



Not gonna lie. I was on the fence about Andy Samberg. I really was for a long time. But i think he (they, the lonely island folks) are actually much smarter than i initially thought. I think this shit is funny. Eat it.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Amazing.


No. Not Crank2, although i'm sure that will be as well.