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Friday, November 28, 2008

Hope yours was good too...

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Where the FUCK did Webvomit go?

Oh. Wait. There they go.



You know, it's been pretty obvious that these two sites were gay for each other for a long time, so, i guess because you can't do it legally in the state of Michigan (or California) they got married on the internet. Way to be soooooo fucking web 2.0 you guys.

In all fairness, this makes my internets just a little bit easier, because i visited both Five Three and Webvomit pretty much daily. So. Now if you guys can just hook up with youporn, then i'd have all my internets in one place.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Congratulations Detroit, we're getting SCHNEIDERED!!!

We've come a long way baby!


You know, it was already kinda irritating to have Drew Barrymore and gang running around. This is 100x worse.

Update: Go here tonight to watch this mess in action. Be an extra. Sit in a bar. Get irritated.