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Friday, September 19, 2008

Found on the internutz.

don't know who to give the credit to, but whomever you are, i lol'd.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Role Models:

This could be huge.


Friday, September 05, 2008

Of language, the internet and LOL.

This is going to be pretty boring. I'll post a movie clip before too long, don't worry.

The future will be filled with emoticons. Screenplays will be filled with LOL's, :) and 8==>. Research papers will run rampant with OMG, WTF??? and people will start saying LOL instead of actually laughing. Language is becoming WalMart. Everyone's pulling from the same shallow well. It's hilarious. I look forward to kids writing research papers that look like this"

Einstein FAIL? LOLROTFLMAO!!1!!

Everyone noez e=mc2. c = speed of light. which should be constant. But what if it's changed from b4? Lulz! Check it! The Oklo reactor makes sense if c = slightly variable!!!!! U no what? That means physics is GAY! c = physics. c= gay. Physics is gay. Physics = science. Science = gay! WTF? No shit, Einstein!!! :) Also! Saw 2pac movie "Gang Related" with According to Jim in it. 2pac may also be gay.

CHEERS!!!