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Saturday, May 31, 2008

VH1's Best Week Ever just hurt my head.



from here. thanks?

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Imagine.

I wish they would update this with the cast of The Office, 30 Rock and My Name is Earl. It would be beyond amazing.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Sigh...

We have too much money and free time. It's not enough to have a quality set of speakers with an iPod connection. No. You need to find a way to shit on my childhood. But you know what? At this point why not? They have Hello Kitty M-16's. Nothing was ever sacred, why do i continue to act like it was?

buy it here. because you're that fan boy.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

This is worth the spin.


You really do need to make this your new summer jam, kids. Just play and enjoy.