Dear America,

Noun

travesty (plural travesties)

1. An absurd or grotesque misrepresentation.

America, until you stop the "Ghost Rider" silliness, i refuse to update. When you make the pain stop, i'll bring back the sugar, sugar.

From the man that brought you the movie "Daredevil", a new travesty of film making:

From the man who brought you "Disconnect" and a hilarious open letter to Ann Coulter, a fan video of the song "Ghost Rider"



I'm too easily amused.

I don't care.

Someone needs to give me a call. I think my wife would be fine with it.

Dirty Girls love Detroit (h/t Got Detroit?)

If you end up in Downtown Detroit for Winterblast see if you can find our "iGoogleblog" friend Jasper from Webvomit. Rumor has it he will be the one offering drinks to underage girls.

This is old. Real old. This song has been on my mix cd's for probably three years or so, but i find it relevant, and still awesome again, after Prince covered the Foo Fighters at the Superbowl. Check out the Foo Fighters covering the purple one:
Click here to hear 'Foo-Fighters---Darling-Nikki'

Watch as i create todays pic of the day in your very own mind:
Broccoli superhero kung-fu action poster.

One Thing I Know For a Fact: On this day in 1864 General Custer was married in Monroe Michigan. There are so many marriage/relationship/last stand jokes i could make here that i'm just going to let you fill in the blank.

WARNER BROTHERS! WHAT'S THE DEAL BRO?


First DC cancels The Boys, thanks Dynamite for picking up the ball.

Then as you read below Whedon is dropped off WW.

To add the cherry to the top you take the guy that wrote Batman Begins and boot him from the Flash movie???? Even worse you higher the ass bag that did Pink Panther, Cheaper by the Dozen and Night at the Museum???? Seriously, if your aiming for Daredevil/Elektra/Ghost Rider (you know it's gonna suck, come on) quality, you got it!

Figured you'd stay on your A game but your a movie studio, what do you know about quality anyway????


Run Flash! Run! not even your super speed can save you from the clutches of a disjointed storyline and poor direction!!!

Muahhhahahahhahahahahahahah!

Joss Whedon now has free time. Here's hoping he starts re-thinking a Serenity sequel.

William Bruce Rose, Jr. is 45. His unreleased album Chinese Democracy is 10.

In local Detroit news, Ford is changing the name of the immensley underwheleming Ford 500 to, get this, the Ford Taurus. Great. I'm changing the name of my house to Castle Oak Park. That doesn't make it an actual castle.




One Thing I Know For a Fact: On this day in 1937 Of Mice and Men was published, and I've been laughing at retards ever since.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the BOMB!

Bomb scare or stupidity scare?

Am I blaming the victim here? I mean, she’s been beaten for four years, told over and over again that “you just wait, you’re gonna get it. And you’re gonna get it bad. I’m not going to tell you when, or where or how, but when you do get it, ooooooh man, you’re so gonna regret it.”
So even if you reach for the ketchup at the table, she flinches and ducks behind the chair, and you’re like “baby, I was just reaching for some ketchup. Chillax.”
Then one day you leave a pocket knife out, and fearing the worst she overreacts.

The woman in question is the city of Boston, the abusive husband in this play is George W. Bush telling everyone for the past four years that the terrrrorists are gonna getcha. I feel like this is what happens when you try to create and environment of fear, telling people to constantly be afraid. They see something like this:



Image courtesy of this flickr page.
And TOTALLY overreact. But, I’m sorry, you’re fucking stupid if you think that’s a bomb. I’m sorry Boston, you’re a dumb ho, and you shouldn’t be ashamed to admit you made a mistake. Which is why it completely baffles me why you’d arrest the people who put up what was clearly NOT a bomb and look to prosecute them. For what? Your stupidity? An advertising campaign that’s been out for two weeks that someone JUST NOW NOTICED and is in nine other cities who apparently don’t overreact to this kind of shit? It’s just you. It’s all you, it’s all in your head, and no one can help it that you see ghosts when everywhere else people are seeing shadows. Or something.

The thing that kills me is, I want to LIKE Boston. They’re an old city with a storied history. They’re the home of several colleges and universities, and are for the most part regarded as part of, if not the epicenter of, the “East Coast Liberal Elite”. If this happened in, say, Texas, yeah I’d understand and say “Well, that’s Texas for you.” But Boston? I’m so disappointed in you Boston.