Holy 1992 Batman!

It’s Monday, so you know what that means. You know, time to reveal the reformed Alice In Chains/Guns n’ Roses European tour dates. Whaaaaat?
Okay. Basic rule of bands: if your bass player dies or leaves you can go on without a HUGE impact (per Metallica, and even that’s noticeable), same holds true for a drummer or a rhythm guitar player. Losing a lead singer and continuing instantly turns you into a joke. Cases in point? The Doors 2000, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Journey, Motley Crue, Van Halen (fuck Haggar), and so on. Along with these bands we can now include Alice in Chains.
Next week will be the Blind Melon/Johnny Cash tour dates and the week following will be Nirvana/Janis Joplin. I want to thank Alice in Chains for providing that brief bit of the ridiculous that I needed in my day. That’s not to say that if I got free tickets, airline and hotel that I wouldn’t watch that train wreck, I totally would, but that’s not something I’d pay to see.



One Thing I Know For a Fact:
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