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Lisa Loeb is a desperate slut. Okay, maybe not slut, but a reality dating show about her love life sure seems desperate.

In the interest of being fair to all things creative, I submit to you the greatest thing an aspiring writer can do. Fan Fiction. They didn’t shoot an episode where Luke Duke kisses Boss Hogg’s niece outside of the Hogg household because it would be LAME? Now you can write your own! And imagine what it’d be like! Fan’s do the craziest things.

What if James Bond were actually a midget, and Filipino or Indian or something? Wonder no more. I haven’t seen this movie, but if it’s as good as the leisure suited midget looks, then it’s gotta be a winner. Also check out Girl Slaves of Morgana Le Fay while you’re on the site, cuz fuck it. If you’re going to get one, you have to get the other, right?

OLN. The Outdoors Life Network. On this channel you can view stunning programming like Bull Riding, Motocross, Wanted Ted or Alive featuring Michigan’s greatest Neanderthal Ted Nugent, and hockey. You’re reading this correctly. The Outdoor Life Network airs hockey, which is, primarily, played indoors and is an actual organized sport. Nothing gets killed, ridden or raced, which begs the question why. Why would OLN have hockey? As a hockey fan I can say undoubtedly, that OLN’s coverage is the WORST I’ve ever seen. And it looks real shitty too.

So, for all you sick-o’s out there, Hilary Duff puts out, now all you need is chloroform.

Are you a DIY’er? Like making bowls out of old LP’s or picture frames out of ragweed and absinthe? This is the site for you. Have no idea what DIY even means? Then this is your site.


Best beer label I've seen in awhile. Leave it to Canada, right?